Saturday, November 29, 2008

If Biblical Headlines Were Written Today

I found this in a newsletter put out by my former mission organization, Operation Mobilization. Given the bias of news in our world today, I got a kick out of it and thought you might too. Enjoy!!

On Red Sea Crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed

On the Birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On Feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On Healing the 10 Lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On Healing the Gadarene Demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On Raising Lazarus from the Dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed

Remember, you can't believe everything you read!!

2 comments:

Debbie said...

How funny! I guess it all depends on perspective, doesn't it?

stacey said...

i love this!

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