Saturday, November 29, 2008
If Biblical Headlines Were Written Today
I found this in a newsletter put out by my former mission organization, Operation Mobilization. Given the bias of news in our world today, I got a kick out of it and thought you might too. Enjoy!!
On Red Sea Crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed
On the Birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On Feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
On Healing the 10 Lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy
On Healing the Gadarene Demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost
On Raising Lazarus from the Dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed
Remember, you can't believe everything you read!!
On Red Sea Crossing:
WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed
On David vs. Goliath:
HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock
On Elijah on Mt. Carmel:
FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed
On the Birth of Christ:
HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple
On Feeding the 5,000:
PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior
On Healing the 10 Lepers:
LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy
On Healing the Gadarene Demoniac:
MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost
On Raising Lazarus from the Dead:
FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed
Remember, you can't believe everything you read!!
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2 comments:
How funny! I guess it all depends on perspective, doesn't it?
i love this!