The Simple Life at Home

So you'll remember as I mentioned here that I was overrun by hangers. They were everywhere, filling every closet. Most of them were empty, most of them were cheap plastic things that came with the clothes. I began the Great Purge of 2008 which, I believe, will eventually show up in the history books as one of the world's worst mass murders. However, now I find myself in a bit of a fix.

I have no hangers.

Yes, yes. I hear your laughter. Go ahead, mock my agony. I realize that I fully deserve it. Somehow, I neglected to consider that I would actually want to rehang the clothes that the kids had moved into suitcases or the clothes that were in the laundry. Now everything is just piled onto shelves in linen closets.

If you'd care to send me your extra hangers, I will gladly accept them. Though, considering my violent history with their fellow hangers, I cannot guarantee their safe return.

(Hanger donations are not tax-deductible.)